You know those days when you can’t tell if you’re running late or early? Yeah, well, here’s something similar but with a twist. So, PM Studios and Pocket Trap—apparently, they’re teaming up for something… odd. We’ve got a release date for Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo on Nintendo Switch. Mark your calendars for May 28, 2025.
Alright, picture this: a game where you’re a yoyo wiz named Pippit. Yep, that’s right, and it’s called “Yoyovania.” No clue who coined that term, but it’s catchy, right? Anyway, there’s a plot that involves your aunt’s chaotic business, a soul-busting mega-laser (because why not), and four evil crime bosses. Honestly, sounds like a regular Tuesday.
Now, these yoyo tricks aren’t just for show. They’ll mess with your perspective of the city and battle scenes. Like, imagine seeing the world through a kaleidoscope. Each move you learn lets you tackle new challenges and unearth hidden spots. Not that I’m into yoyos, but it sounds intriguing. Sort of.
Oh, and the publishers tossed in a list of features. Let’s break it down:
1. Dive into the city’s labyrinth of four districts with, wait for it, over 1000 screens! Secrets galore.
2. Crash the shady operations of those crime bosses. Their lairs are essentially crazy mazes packed with puzzles and goons. Not gonna lie, sounds stressful.
3. Master those yoyo skills and navigate the city like a squirrel on caffeine. Make those mobsters regret ever crossing you!
4. Hunt down more than 40 badges that tweak your gameplay. Not sure what they do exactly, but probably something cool.
5. Sketchy loan sharks! Because what’s a game without a bit of clandestine financing? Nab over 20 passive upgrades from them. Risky but worth it?
6. Collect a whole bunch of stuff. We’re talking 80+ treasures and upgrades. For those completionists out there, this is paradise (or a nightmare).
The official drop? Nintendo eShop, globally. So grab your Switch and get ready to yoyo your way through this peculiar adventure.
Oh! Almost left this hanging—a trailer’s out there too. Go see it if you’re curious or just in the mood for something different. Can’t say if the game’s for everyone, but hey, it’s not just any day you hear about a yoyo master saving the day.
