The Switch 2 landed, and guess what? Jon and James are back at it. Yeah, like clockwork, these two. A hiatus of three weeks and they’re back like, I dunno, shadows that haunt… or maybe like when you’ve forgotten to take out the trash and suddenly, you remember? Falling crops, terrified kiddos, and the dogs? Oh, they’re definitely gonna pick the worst spots for accidents now.
Speaking of dogs… I just don’t get people with carpets and pets. Talk about a smelly mess, right? Fur everywhere, those mystery puddles—you know the ones. Anyway, it always hits me: Hardwood is the real MVP.
Oh, right! Switch 2. Where was I?
So, they kick things off with their hands-on thoughts. James, bless him, snagged this thing called Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour. Did it for you, folks. He throws in some hot takes about, like, challenges and trivia bits and… I think there was a sticker shock moment? Or maybe it was just his face when he saw the price.
There’s a break—honestly, can’t remember why—and then it’s onto the biggie, Mario Kart World. By the way, when they recorded this, the Switch 2 was just a baby—like 20 hours old. So, take it easy on the critiques, okay?
Switch 2’s fun stuff aside, they dive into GameCube games on the NSO for Switch 2. And then there’s NES Bionic Commando doing a cameo in Street Fighter 6? Nice! Plus, you can’t miss those easy-peasy new ways to share snapshots and clips. If you haven’t noticed, everything is ON SWITCH 2!
Honestly, sometimes it feels like artists never get it until way later. Off I go, got more Mr. Iguana matches to devour!
