Okay, so let me just dive into this chaos headfirst. You ever think about how nuts it is that Fortnite is basically going full Star Wars now? I mean, Chapter 6 Season 3, a.k.a. “Galactic Battle,” lands and suddenly we’re all like Jedi? It’s wild — lightsabers and Force powers flying around like it’s no big deal. They also threw in a free Stormtrooper outfit, which is cool, I guess. But honestly, part of me wonders… why did it take this long?
Anyway, this new season’s map got me spinning. There are new POIs popping up like mushrooms after a rain — or something like that. But what I really want to talk about are the weapons. They’ve really gone overboard, in a good way. Lightsabers are here, and they’ve got you jumping like a grasshopper — no fall damage, by the way. And if you snag a Sith Lightsaber, you’ll be tossing it like a boomerang thanks to Darth Vader Samurai. Yes, that’s a thing now.
Speaking of which, this season’s loot pool is like an old friend you haven’t seen in years suddenly showing up at your doorstep. You know, familiar but… kinda not. They unvaulted some weapons — not that I remember which ones because seriously, who keeps track?
Vehicles? What about them, right? There are two new classics joining the mayhem, but I’m so caught up with lightsabers that cars are just… whatever for now.
And those Force powers! Get this: you find these Star Wars holograms, and they basically Jedi-train you. Grab a lightsaber — you’re not doing any Luke Skywalker stuff without one — and then, surprise! You get powers. Like, find Rey’s hologram and she’s handing out blue lightsabers with a Force Push on the side. Palpatine’s ghost or whatever gives you the red one and Force Lightning, which sounds electrifyingly painful.
This season’s rolling with weekly events all through May, too. More lightsabers and powers are coming, or so they say. Anyway — wait, did I mention May the Force be with you? If I didn’t, it feels like I should have. Consider this a chaotic endorsement of cosmic battles and pixelated wizardry.