Alright, so, here’s a random thought that popped into my head while playing this game — Mecha Break. Not like it’s a big deal or anything, but why, oh why, does my pilot have a working toilet but no functional sink? I mean, seriously, I’m a bit puzzled. Maybe it’s just me. Anyway, let’s just dive in, shall we?
Imagine this: you’re not in the heat of battle, and you can roam around your dropship home, controlling your pilot in this world of Strikers, and it’s kind of their chill zone. In your cozy pilot’s room, you’ve got this whole setup — bed, desk, a PC, and hey, a bathroom with its own set of quirks. Here’s where things get a little weird. The shower’s functional, and when you turn it on, there’s this scene — kinda like, uh, watching a private moment through steamy glass. Everything’s all censored, cheeks and all, if that makes sense.
But let’s zoom in on the throne — as in, the toilet. The scene plays, and it’s like, what on earth is happening? I’m telling you, my pilot just plops down and—wait for it—she’s still fully decked out in her tight space suit. No zippers, no openings—nothing. Makes you wonder how she’s managing, er, business down there. Maybe they’ve got futuristic tech, or maybe they’ve entered the realm of wearable septic systems. Who knows, right?
Now, here’s where my brain truly starts to overanalyze. There’s a sink, or rather, a half-baked idea of one. You fiddle with it, and it just plays peek-a-boo with the wall. In, out, and… nada. No water, no hand washing, just a sad, dry sink.
Let’s be real, her job involves piloting, sweating it out in a snug suit for hours. Sounds exhausting. And after a long day of, I dunno, Striker takedowns maybe, she can’t even sort out restroom affairs properly. No escape from the bodysuit, no washing hands. Honestly, it’s like a hygiene horror show — potential for spreading all sorts of germs around the ship. Space OSHA, anyone? It’s a thing, right?
So, a shoutout to the geniuses behind Mecha Break — please, grant my pilot the simple joy of washing her hands. If you’re gonna make her go through this ordeal in a one-piece suit and make me a part of it, at least toss in a sink with actual running water. I mean, come on, isn’t that the least anyone deserves after such a… peculiar experience?
