Alright, buckle up because we’re diving into the world of “Assassin’s Creed” with all its chaos and coolness. Honestly, it’s kind of a wild ride when you think about it—each game throws you into the life of, well, a different Assassin, each with their own flair and purpose. Imagine being part of an ancient order, tasked with keeping the peace by, you know, removing those who mess it up. No pressure, right?
Even though every game circles around the same general idea, somehow the characters burst with their own vibes—like they’re each having their own party in different decades. And yeah, fans—like me, maybe?—have our top picks. But hey, only one of these stealthy folks claims the crown for most, uh, targets taken down.
So, here’s a fun tidbit—or not so fun, depending on how you look at it. Kassandra, from “Assassin’s Creed Odyssey,” is basically the top dog here. Officially, she’s taken out 94 important targets just within the core game content. You throw in some extra life (thanks to the Staff of Hermes), and chances are she’s way up there, seeing as she lived for over 2000 years. That’s wild. You’ve gotta wonder if she just casually picked off enemies while sipping coffee—or whatever they drank back then.
Then there’s Ezio. Our charming Italian Renaissance man from “Assassin’s Creed” numbers two through whatever. Pretty sure he clocked in at 68 confirmed big hits. Not bad for someone who didn’t have magical longevity, right? He lived life fast, didn’t take long strolls to catch every sunset, and his final days in Constantinople were a whole saga on their own.
Now, switch gears to Connor from “Assassin’s Creed 3″—if there was ever a one-man battalion, he’d be it. Granted, he only ticked off 15 from his deadly to-do list, but this guy was like a tornado in battle. Not to mention the mystical shenanigans from the game’s DLC, which pretty much turned him into a legend.
Oh, and let’s chat about Edward, yeah? He’s that pirate who wandered into the Assassin’s life in “Black Flag.” With 26 confirmed takedowns, you’d think he’d be a bit more chill. But factor in the naval battles? His actual count is probably uncountable—those Man-of-Wars, yeesh. All 800 sailors on each? Easily thousands, realistically. Talk about an overwhelming pirate life.
Lastly, the Frye twins, Jacob and Evie—they were sort of like the ultimate sibling duo stirring up chaos in industrial London. They only marked 7 and 14 on the charts, but hey, when you start a gang war, your influence sort of skyrockets. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and oh wow, what a time to live through.
Anyway, that’s the roundup. All these characters had their own thing going, and they turned history into something to remember—or maybe something you wish to forget, depending on who you ask. But that’s a story for another day.
