Alright, so there’s this new thing — Donkey Kong Bananza, right? Yes, it’s another game, but hear me out, it’s coming only on the almighty Nintendo Switch 2. Yeah, they’re calling it a “Switch 2” — like we can’t come up with cooler names for consoles, but whatever. It’s hitting stores sometime this month (I’m as surprised as you are).
So, what’s the deal here? Well, this time Donkey Kong and Pauline (didn’t expect her, did you?) are diving underground. Sounds dramatic, right? Their mission is to scoop up these Golden Bananas — seems that’s a big deal. But, oh no, enter the villains named VoidCo. Such a classic — people love these mysterious groups in games. Why? No clue.
Now they say it’s an “adventure full of mayhem, surprises, and bananas.” Imagine this: smashing stuff as Donkey Kong (he’s still got those mighty punches) and just, like, causing chaos. Picture this: tearing bits of the game world to swing and throw stuff. Donkey Kong just being… Donkey.
Here’s a juicy tidbit: the more you wreck the place, the more secrets you sniff out. It’s like the game is saying, “Break more to find more.” Wonder what the parents will say. Heh.
Anyway, mark your calendars for July 17, 2025. That’s when you’ll see it popping up in stores and digitally. Nintendo’s going wild with this Switch 2, and Donkey Kong Bananza is riding that wave. Get your bananas ready!
So there you go — can’t believe they fit all that in just eight minutes of trailer goodness. I mean, there’s chaos and bananas. What more do you need?
