Alright, let’s play a little game of “what’s coming to my console?” Imagine this: the games we’ve been waiting for are about to magically show up in your download queue. Poof Just like that. Crazy, huh? Alright, let’s dive into the chaos.
Here Today, Gone Tomorrow? Who Knows!
First up, Little Nightmares II. You get to be Mono—a kid in a world twisted by some ominous tower. Creepy? Yeah, a bit. But that’s what makes it exciting, right?
And then, back by popular demand, we’ve got Rise of the Tomb Raider. Lara’s back in action, surviving epic, dangerous places. Makes you wonder how she does it without a scratch! Cinematic magic, I guess.
Look Out, New Stuff Coming!
What’s coming on July 2? We’ve got Legend of Mana. It’s like an old scrapbook where you’re finding the Mana Tree with quirky folks in this revamped classic. And hey, don’t forget Trials of Mana too! They’ve made it all 3D and spiffed up, with new battles and voices and whatnot.
Fast-forward to July 3, and you’ve got Ultimate Chicken Horse. Friends, challenges, and traps. Recipe for chaos? Yes, please. The Ascent rolls in on July 8—cyberpunk style—but oh boy, with the corporation collapse. What now?!
Create-your-own-whatever alert! Minami Lane drops on July 9. Japanese-inspired town-building vibes. Cozy, right? On July 11, skater dreams come true with Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4. New parks, killer tunes, and something about the Doom Slayer? I’m in.
The mind-boggling High On Life returns July 15. Alien drugs? Talking guns? Classic save-the-world stuff but with a twist.
Retro — But Make It Cool Again
Big shoutout to Retro Classics and the million-plus who’ve dived into the nostalgia fest. They just keep throwing more games at us. We got Cosmic Commuter, Heart of China, and more. Dive in—trust me, it’s worth a shot.
Bits and Bytes: Game Updates & Perks Galore
DLC time! Diablo IV: Sins of the Horadrim is live, folks. New nightmares and arcane tricks up for grabs. Speaking of crossovers, the Palworld: Tides of Terraria just hit.
Game Pass perks are a thing too—some funky outfits and bundles. The Mashmak Rocket, Splitgate 2 Ace skin—there’s stuff for everyone.
Say Goodbye… For Now?
Sadly, some gems are leaving on July 15. Flock, Mafia Definitive Edition, Tchia, and others. Maybe say your goodbyes or grab them with that sweet membership discount.
Alright, let’s wrap this up. Don’t forget to peek at @Xbox and pals for the updates. Catch ya later!
