Survival Game Dysmantle Surpasses Two Million Sales

Survival game, Dysmantle—kind of a big deal, huh? Over two million copies out the door. Yep, that’s what 10tons, the brains behind it, just hollered. So, this game? It’s been kicking around since its shiny official debut back in November 2021. But—here’s a kicker—it spent about a year in Early Access before that. It’s like an overachiever at a school pep rally. Oh, and get this, it’s on everything: PC, PlayStation, Xbox, Switch, even your phone. No joke—iOS and Android, too.

Now, do they break down how this whole million-copy thing splits across all those devices? Nope. Nada. Zilch. Seems like they’re keeping a tight lid on that one. Mysterious, right?

And, in classic celebration style—like the kind where you throw confetti and hope it doesn’t end up clogging your vacuum—they’re rolling out a new shiny physical version for PS5 and Switch. June 27th, mark it because calendars deserve love too.

Almost forgot, Sampo Töyssy, co-founder and vice-CEO of 10tons, you know, shared his gratitude. Now picture a guy with a big grin, “Thanks a ton for helping us hit that mind-blowing 2 million mark,” or something along those lines. The physical release coming up? It’s a bit of a mixed bag for them. Europe gets it, lucky folks, but the US? Still hanging in limbo due to some “unfortunate circumstances.” Sounds mysterious—cue dramatic music. Anyway, they’re hopeful that fans can grab a copy. Thanks again, from them, not me… though thanks from me for reading this ramble, I guess.