Unexpected Meta Star: A Poké-TCG Card from the Extradimensional Crisis Set

Sure, I’ll give it a shot:

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Alright, so there’s this whole thing with the new set called Extradimensional Crisis in the Pokemon TCG Pocket game. It’s kinda crazy but not like, enormous or anything. Still, it’s got these shiny Ultra Beast cards that everyone’s buzzing about. Oh, and Stoutland — this beast of a card with Guard Dog Visage, which, no idea why, but it’s got me hooked. This ability messes with energy costs, especially early on, and I think it’s got serious potential. Or not. Who knows?

Now, even though there are just 11 Ultra Beast cards, people are kind of losing it over how many variations there are. The place is a madhouse. Guzzlord Ex is doing its meta-thing — but hey, it’s just the beginning of the season. Stuff’ll shift. Anyway, if you’re a collector, brace yourself.

Honestly, predictions in this game are as reliable as… well, not very reliable. Remember the Pheromosa and Decidueye Ex combo? Strong as heck on paper, but it fizzled in competitive play. Go figure. In a couple of weeks, who knows where the meta decks will settle. I mean, Stoutland hasn’t won anything big yet, but it’s still got potential. Also, caffeine is a game-changer for nights like these. Just saying.

Here’s a kicker: Stoutland. It’s got 140 HP, and this attack called Sharp Fang. Two-energy cost, 70 damage. Not too shabby, right? But, the real magic is in that Guard Dog Visage. I dunno why, but the thought of increasing the opponent’s energy cost makes me grin. Though, it might lose its punch after the early game? Could still be pretty bulky, though.

Ilima, the Supporter card, throws a neat curveball, letting you yank back your Stoutland if it’s damaged. So, basically, it’s a back-and-forth game. Throw in Rare Candy, and bam, you’re skipping steps like a pro. Honestly, starting first with Stoutland can be outright annoying for your opponent. It’s like delaying their whole plan with an extra energy cost. Chaos, am I right?

But, hold up — before we get too carried away here, let’s talk reality. What if it doesn’t make waves? Remember Oranguru from the Celestial Guardians set? Pretty similar deal, and yet, nobody cared about it in competitive circles. Still, Stoutland hits harder and sticks around longer, which may make some difference. Fingers crossed?

And then, there’s this whole talk about whether it’ll break into the Ranked Mode scene. Snorlax and Giratina Ex are already a killer duo out there. But Stoutland? It could honestly fit in nicely and might just surprise everyone by becoming a hot meta pick. Or it might flop. Anyway, Pokémon cards – always a wild ride, huh?

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There you go! Hopefully, this feels as human as it gets!